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GBU for E3 2009 (So far!)*

*-This just a play on our usually weekly game review posts, Jamie and I are quite serious about our games, but we can also be goofs too. This is all in good fun and is only semi-serious on my opinions on things :-p

The Good – OMG, full body motion detection camera from Microsoft! Puts you in the game, Matrix here I come! I can’t wait to hang with Milo. Splinter Cell Conviction exclusive to 360, sweet. Metal Gear Solid series comes to the xbox platform once again. PSP Go! looks cool. God of War III, whoohoo!  DJ Hero, my dreams finally come true in console form. Team Ico brings me “The Last Guardian”, yeah baby! New Super Mario Bros. 4 Wii, Super Mario Galaxy 2, hello, the kid in me is taking over!

The Bad – Awesome looking PS3 exclusives God of War III and Heavy Rain don’t come out till next year? Man are you serious?!? More like PSP Go Home! Hey Microsoft, how bout an idea of when I can get this ‘Project Natal’, and how much? Nintendo, you make me wet my pants with the Super Mario Galaxy 2 trailer, and tell me I can’t get it till next year? Are you just begging me to sell my Wii?? Oh yeah, how bout 17 more Guitar Heros while we’re at it Activision? New Tony Hawk with a board? cuz I just want more peripheral junk in my house!

The Ugly – Project Natal will make me physically tired of using the 360 interface….Wii Vitality wants to check my heart rate, how bout this-beeeeeeeep….Oh yeah, nice Sony, way to show a lame lookin prototype to motion control, it’s like the Wiimote and Project Natal had a really lame baby.

June 2, 2009 - Posted by | Good Bad and the Ugly - Game Reviews | , , , , , , ,

4 Comments

  1. Ha ha ha ha. I agree, mario galaxy from that trailer looks pretty well smegging done and we’re told 2010? Maybe early 2010 but Galaxy was such a massive game that wouldnt you think it would be a holiday release as the new smobro’s will be?

    Project natal looks totally bogus. Some kind of pie in the sky business. If anyone can pull it off it’s $$$soft though.

    And yeah God of war 3…c’mon dude. what the flux. I guess when it comes to the big big big big games like mario galaxy and GOW you really have to test and retest and redo bad parts and that can be what makes good games good. They’re done when they’re ready.

    Comment by lurkerbelow | June 3, 2009

  2. oh and I totally moved this to the game reviews 🙂

    Comment by lurkerbelow | June 3, 2009

  3. wiimote and natal had a really lame baby. I peed my pants a tiny little bit

    🙂

    Comment by atomiczombie79 | June 4, 2009

  4. ha ha ha. Yeah it looks cool. I think we may be a few years off with this. just like netflix..it’s cool but b movies arent going to entice anyone to sign up anymore.

    Comment by lurkerbelow | June 4, 2009


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