Here Comes A New Challenger!
So you thought Jamie complained about gaming a lot.
Welcome to the surreal side of gaming. I’m one of the biggest elitist dicks to ever grace the Internet. Until now, I had the common courtesy to shut up and bitch about you in private, but now I’m here to smite you with your own nerdrage. And believe me, I have an unlimited supply of it: I’m a longtime WoW player.
I will give you columns that take shit post to a new level. Indeed, my words will burn like the morning after an all you can eat Ghost Pepper quesadilla night.
I’d like to explain the Cambridge Steamer. It’s like a Cleveland Steamer, but I shit in your brain. Every time I’m asked to write an article, that’s what you’ll get. I will shit pure hatred into the brains of my fellow gamers, because I hate you all. In time, you’ll hate me, too.
Soon after, you’ll learn to love it, and never live without hearing my anger. I will give you a Cambridge Steamer when asked, and your tears will give me sustenance.
I hate you all,
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